Burlesque and the Cosmos Collide: Jupiter’s Grand Return, Venus Finds Her Spotlight, and Mars Throws a Tantrum

Life’s a cabaret, baby, and today’s cosmic lineup is serving up expansion, realignment, and a little bit of tough love. Jupiter is strutting back onstage direct in Gemini, shaking off the rehearsal dust and getting ready for a show-stopping performance. 

Venus is cozying up to the North Node in Aries and Mars retrograde in Cancer is squaring Chiron in Aries—like a backstage feud over who stole whose pasties.

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It’s a cocktail of ambition, revelation, and just a splash of existential crisis.

Buckle up—this week is full of breakthroughs, but only if you’re willing to sit in the discomfort of those too-tight rhinestone heels and do the work. 

The best way to navigate this energy? Check your rising sign—it’s your stage persona, the way you enter the world (and the way you enter the stage, whether it’s with a smoldering glance or toss of glitter).

Curious how these transits shake out in your own chart? Get your free natal chart here and book a personalized astrology reading here.


Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You love a grand entrance, and Venus and the North Node in your first house are practically shoving you onstage, telling you to own it. This is about reinvention, bold choices, and letting the world see exactly who you are. Jupiter in your third house is handing you the perfect words, but Mars retrograde in your fourth house might have you feeling wobbly behind the scenes. Even if your foundation feels shaky, the show must go on.

Final Act: Command the room, take up space, and don’t waste time explaining yourself. The spotlight is yours—use it.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Darlin’, Venus and the North Node in your twelfth house are pulling you into the dressing room for a private pep talk—this is a moment of quiet transformation, not center stage. Jupiter in your second house wants you to own your worth, whether that’s in money, talent, or presence. But with Mars retrograde in your third house, you might feel like every conversation is laced with misunderstanding. If things get messy, take a breath before you snap your fan closed with a little too much attitude.

Final Act: Trust your instincts, watch your words, and let your next move be a slow, sultry reveal.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Jupiter is direct in your sign, sugar, and it’s like the stage lights turning back on after a blackout—time to own your presence. Venus and the North Node in your eleventh house are making sure you’re rubbing elbows with the right people, because your next big break? It’s probably coming from someone in your network. Mars retrograde in your second house might have you questioning your rates, your talent, or whether that custom corset was really a good investment, but don’t let temporary doubt make you play small.

Final Act: Show up, stand tall, and charge what you’re worth. The right people will pay for the magic you bring.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sweetheart, you can’t hide backstage forever—Venus and the North Node in your tenth house are shoving you under the spotlight. Ready or not, your career, reputation, and biggest goals are demanding attention. Jupiter in your twelfth house has you second-guessing everything, like a performer who suddenly forgets their choreography right before stepping on stage. And with Mars retrograde in your first house, your confidence might feel wobbly, but trust me—nobody notices the slight shake in your tassels if you commit to the reveal.

Final Act: Stop playing small. Step out from behind the curtain and own your moment.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Venus and the North Node in your ninth house of expansion are pushing you to take a leap—whether that’s traveling, learning something new, or stepping onto a bigger stage. Jupiter in your eleventh house is making sure you have the right people in your corner, so lean into your network. Mars retrograde in your twelfth house could bring up doubts, but don’t let old fears keep you from taking center stage.

Final Act: Say yes to the opportunity that excites and terrifies you—growth happens outside your comfort zone.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Venus and the North Node in your eighth house of transformation are pushing you to release old fears and step into deeper trust—whether in relationships, finances, or personal power. Jupiter in your tenth house is amplifying career opportunities, but success requires you to take bold, visible action. Mars retrograde in your eleventh house could bring tension in friendships or collaborations, so choose your allies wisely.

Final Act: Let go of control, trust your instincts, and embrace the next level of your evolution.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Venus and the North Node in your seventh house of partnerships are putting relationships in the spotlight—who’s lifting you up, and who’s holding you back? Jupiter in your ninth house is expanding your vision, urging you to think bigger, travel further, or say yes to an opportunity that challenges you. Mars retrograde in your tenth house may be testing your patience with career delays, but trust that what’s shifting now will set you up for long-term success.

Final Act: Align with the people and projects that truly inspire you. The right connections will open doors.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Venus and the North Node in your sixth house of discipline are asking: Do your daily habits support the performer, artist, or visionary you want to be? If not, it’s time for a reset. Meanwhile, Jupiter in your eighth house is amplifying themes of power, transformation, and trust—whether in business, collaborations, or personal growth. Mars retrograde in Cancer may stir up old fears, but don’t let doubt keep you from taking bold steps forward.

Final Act: Refine your craft, commit to your vision, and watch the magic unfold.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Venus and the North Node are heating up your fifth house of creativity, daring you to step into a bigger, bolder version of yourself. Whether it’s on stage, in your love life, or in a project close to your heart, this is no time to hold back. Jupiter direct in your seventh house is bringing key relationships into focus—who supports your vision, and who’s just along for the ride? Meanwhile, Mars retrograde in Cancer is stirring up deep emotional work, pushing you to confront what you really want instead of settling for what’s easy.

Final Act: Say yes to the risk, the stage, the passion. Your art, your heart, and your audience will thank you.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Baby, you know how to hold it together, but Venus and the North Node in your fourth house are shaking things up behind the scenes. Whether it’s your home life, family, or emotional foundation, something’s shifting, and it’s about time. Jupiter in your sixth house is trying to bless your work life, but Mars retrograde in your seventh house is making relationships feel like a high-stakes backstage rivalry.

Final Act: Get your foundation solid before making big career moves. And if someone’s bringing drama, let them trip over their own feather boa—you’ve got better things to do.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re the cosmic rebel, but Venus and the North Node in your third house are demanding more than just big ideas—you need to speak up and put them into actionJupiter in your fifth house is practically handing you the creative glow-up of the year, but Mars retrograde in your sixth house has your energy levels fluctuating between unstoppable forceand nap time.

Final Act: Share your vision, let your art speak for itself, and don’t let burnout steal your shine. The world is watching—make it worth their time.

🔮 Find your spotlight in the stars. Get your free natal chart here and book a reading here.

Final Thoughts from the Dressing Room

Jupiter direct in Gemini brings new opportunities, but only if you’re ready to break out of that old corset.
Venus conjunct the North Node in Aries asks you to align your values and relationships with your true purpose.
Mars retrograde in Cancer squaring Chiron in Aries triggers wounds that are ready to be healed—don’t suppress them.

Which sign’s reading hit home for you? Grab your free natal chart here and book an astrology reading here.

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