Top 10 Funniest Things People Say When They Try Burlesque for the First Time
- “Wait, you want me to take what off?”
- “Am I doing this right, or do I look like a noodle?”
- “Feathers go where?”
- “This boa weighs more than I do!”
- “I thought shimmying was just shaking—this is a workout.”
- “Is there a YouTube tutorial for unhooking bras one-handed?”
- “So, when do I get my pastie diploma?”
- “You mean everyone has a sexy side?”
- “I think I pulled a muscle… in my eyebrow.”
- “Burlesque is harder than it looks, but dang, I feel fabulous.”
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