Top 10 Things You Didn’t Know About Burlesque

  1. It’s basically glitter cardio. Who needs the gym when you’ve got sequins and shimmying?
  2. Pasties were invented to outsmart censors. Nothing says “creative genius” like rhinestones on tape.
  3. Feathers are a big deal. If a peacock and a Vegas showgirl had a lovechild, it’d be a burlesque costume.
  4. “Burlesque” means parody. So yes, we’re basically sexy comedians with better outfits.
  5. Corsets are like hugs… but meaner. Tight, supportive, and slightly judgmental.
  6. We do our own stunts. Glitter explosions? Choreographed fan flips? All us.
  7. Stage names are serious business. “Sassy Von Sparklepants” almost made the cut for me.
  8. Everything takes longer than you think. That costume you love? It took three weeks and one existential crisis to make.
  9. You don’t need to know how to dance. You just need confidence (or fake it till you make it).
  10. Burlesque is for EVERY body. If you have a body, you can burlesque. Period.

Love glitz, glamour, and a touch of cheeky humor? Follow me on Instagram for stunning costumes, iconic props, and all things burlesque: @RedHotAnnie.